What happened to my sunglasses?

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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