- Anti Joke

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

for keeps?

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Good afternoon.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Knock knock Shut up

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.