What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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The government

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Walnut

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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