What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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