Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What stops a train? A missile

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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THE GAME

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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This is a joke.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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