- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Some people like melon and others like soup.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Women's rights

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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