- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

Roses are red. Violets are purple

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Women's rights

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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