The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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