- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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