- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

How long is a china man?

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What can hitler cook well Steak

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Woman's Rights

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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