- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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