A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Illumati Confirmed

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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