- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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