How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Of course, first door on your left

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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