children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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