Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Mahmy

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Your mom.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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