- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

A woman walks into a bar.

stuarts mum

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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