Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

arena football

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

women's rights, lol

A man buys a prius

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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