- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

A man buys a prius

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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