What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Refrigerator

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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