- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Black people are the scum of the earth

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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