- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

don't read this

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

No soap radio

White men's rights

One time I walked into a fat kid..

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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