what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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