What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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whats white and sticky glue

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Basically copying you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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