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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

I'm hungry.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

everybody loves raymond

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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