- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

a woman votes!

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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