what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

dick dick dick... frogs

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Gretta has five legs? -no

a black guy hates chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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