- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Women's Rights

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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