What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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69

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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