Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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