The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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