Sam Hengal.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

V I T A M I N C !

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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