- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A chicken walks into a barn.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

a woman votes!

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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