- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

kennah campion... being nice

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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