- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What's a joke? Funny

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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