- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Nickelback.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

tom pauling

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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