why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Yanter, Look it up

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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