whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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