Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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What happen? Idk...

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Testicles.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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