- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

there once was a black man who played basketball

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Please? No.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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