What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Yanter, Look it up

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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