In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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