What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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