- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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