- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

I need to start studying.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??