- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Womens rights

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

the holocaust

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

But who would want to sell us out and why?

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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