- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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