Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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