whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Where's the soap?

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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