your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Jerry.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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you suck

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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