Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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