Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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