Homonyms should be band.

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Life

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Anti Joke

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