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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

obama

The WNBA.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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