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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

everybody loves raymond

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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