If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

thumb_up thumb_down -31

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

thumb_up thumb_down -33

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

thumb_up thumb_down -33

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

So a jew walks into a bar!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops