- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

your mama so old, shes dead.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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