Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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