- Anti Joke

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

your sister has 1 boob thats funny