- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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