What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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