- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

womans rights...

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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