Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

hard cheese

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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