What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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