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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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