- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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