Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Your mums a potato

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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