- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Im taking a shit right now.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Womens' sports

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Latvia isn't a joke

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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