- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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