HOLY SHIT!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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