Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Potato!

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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