there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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