What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

knock knock whos there? nobody

A person from Singapore eats

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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